San Diego Poop Thief

San Diego’s now in the “news of the weird” for the “dog poop robber” story: San Diego thief steals bag of poop from woman walking dog
. Some headlines refer to it as “dog droppings,” others use “poop,” “turd” or “doggy doo,” and yet others use “stink” or “waste” We here at San Diego blog would be inclined to just call it dog shit, but perhaps our friends in “real journalism” are showing us the way with their restraint and creativity.

What does Strunk & White have to say about canine excrement?

The SDUT has the fullest story, which includes the detail that it took place on Monroe Avenue in Kensington.